Masquerading as Various Desserts

Apr 20

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the-hatred-machine:

lemonmeringuespy:

People were asking in tags for a Zeus!Joseph?

THE BEST THING IS THAT HE COULDN’T CONTROL HIS DICK EITHER

the-hatred-machine:

lemonmeringuespy:

People were asking in tags for a Zeus!Joseph?

THE BEST THING IS THAT HE COULDN’T CONTROL HIS DICK EITHER

Apr 19

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via the-average-gatsby)

speedwagondefensesquad replied to your post:andern3ll replied to your…
THE TASTE OF BETRAYAL I’M GONSFHDKJ

I’m practicing my witty comebacks for when I become the ultimate evil

themanlylobster replied to your post:andern3ll replied to your…
hey! i just mentioned you wouldn’t last against whales, the fear part was all you. also im trapped in Hatfield with hummus hating friends.. i am ..alone now

Just about everyone else in Hatfield likes hummus I’m sure you will be fine 

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Im glad im not the only one who doesn’t like Hummus

OH THANK GOD YOU ME AND smellsliketimetravel 

themanlylobster replied 
Im gonna smoother myself in hummus so that when you eat me you also taste the hummus

GOOD LUCK FINDING ENOUGH HUMMUS TO COVER THE TASTE OF BETRAYAL 

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I WILL EAT YOU BEFORE I EAT HUMMUS

ojimahonpo:

Sumo is a national game of Japan. 

ojimahonpo:

Sumo is a national game of Japan. 

(via speedwagondefensesquad)

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honey-drop-tea-time:

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honey-drop-tea-time:

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(via new-kakyoin)

soupplz:

More monster doodles.

soupplz:

More monster doodles.

soupplz:

ouroboros

soupplz:

ouroboros