I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
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THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
showing your drawings to someone like
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you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen
(Source: gloomyteens, via the-spooky-gatsby)
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This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
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My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house
i cant live like this
thats a raddish
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"i wish people would crush on me"
you don’t. you want people you like to crush on you. you want mutual crushes. having people you feel nothing towards crush on you is literally the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. one-sided crushes can ruin friendships completely even if you tried to keep things as they were. crushes sound “cute” but if you can’t return the feeling it becomes whatever the opposite of cute is. this has been a psa.
if you tHINK im gonna rewatch this 50 episode anime with you just because you havent seen it then you are absolutely right sit down we are marathoning this.