Assassin’s Creed III E3 Cinematic Trailer
Summary of Microsoft’s E3 Conference
For those who missed:
- Nearly every series you can think of is getting a new game
- Kinect, Kinect everywhere
- Sad news about Bing: it exists
- Internet Explorer come for 360 for 0 people who want it
- Usher, feeling the impact of the current economic situation, sings and dances for Microsoft
- Developers decide Usher’s name is a wonderful pun
- South Park creators make fun of Microsoft to their face
- Microsoft thinks ending their conference with a new trailer for Call of Duty is a good idea
Dress
1950s
Timeless Vixen Vintage
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“[The game] will star a female assassin named Aveline, who is of mixed French/African heritage. It will be released alongside Assassin’s Creed III this fall, the story will take place in New Orleans (yes!) during the same time period as Assassin’s Creed III, it’ll have multiplayer, and won’t feature Desmond.
Aveline will meet Connor from Assassin’s Creed III, and her mentor will be an escaped slave, which combined with the location and time period could mean that “Liberation” probably refers to the liberation of American slaves.
The back-touch screen will let you pick pockets, and all of New Orleans will be explorable without any loading screens. It will also take players into Mexico. Oh, and it will feature alligators! ”
Sounds Like Assassin’s Creed Will Debut a New, Female Assassin’s Adventure On The Vita This Fall [ Kotaku ]
holy shit guys, look, look at her outfit, she isn’t even sexualized at all. I can’t believe it, and she’s a main character. A GIRL MAIN CHARACTER IN AN ACTION GAME THAT ISN’T THERE TO BE EYE CANDY.
I’m… I’m so proud. It’s catching on!!
This sounds AMAZING. How on earth is this not part of the main story? This is amazing and I genuinely hope our strapping young hero crosses her path in the main game.
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And Vita’s are like $250, jfc. ;_; whyyyy
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E3 2012 Drinking Game
Get ready, gamers! It’s that magical time of the year when dreams can be made and hopes can be destroyed. E3 is upon us and the world is watching in excitement to see what the future holds for video games. While a lucky bunch will actually be able to attend the expo, most of us will be sitting at home, taking in the action from behind a screen. What better way to celebrate announcements (or grieve) than with a few buddies and drinks? The Drunken Moogle has created a drinking game for those of you looking to pregame a bit before those big E3 parties. Grab some buddies and drinks and get ready for a fun week! For the press conference times and links to livestreams, check out the schedule that Video Game Nostalgia posted.Microsoft
Take a sip:
- An obvious actor parent and child enjoy a game together
- Every time a game that uses Kinect is announced
- When Microsoft explains why Kinect is the future for games and media
- If a non-gaming aspect of Xbox Live is talked about
- For every exceptionally awesome kill in the new Gears of War and Halo games
Finish your drink if:
- A new console or portable is announced
- Duke Nukem Forever 2
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EA
Take a sip:
- If the ending to Mass Effect 3 is brought up
- For each new sports game announced
- Every time you think “Crysis 3 looks REALLY pretty!”
- A Star wars game that doesn’t take place between episodes 4 and 6 is announced
- Stats about Star Wars: The Old Republic are given
Finish your drink if:
- You jump during the Dead Space 3 presentation
- A partnership between EA and a company you like is announced
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Ubisoft
Take a sip:
- If someone comments that (or you think) a Rayman game looks gorgeous
- Every time a game with touch controls is announced
- A free to play game is announced
- Every time there is an exceptionally awesome kill in Assassin’s Creed III
Finish your drink if:
- Beyond Good and Evil 2 isn’t mentioned (again)
- A new Prince of Persia game is announced
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Sony
Take a sip:
- If Sony apologizes for anything
- For every HD remake announced
- If either Final Fantasy Versus XIII or The Last Gaurdian is said to launch in 2013
- If somebody you’re watching with makes a comment on how Playstation All-Stars looks like Smash Bros (or you happen to think it)
- If a portable version of a console game is announced for PSVita
- For every exceptionally awesome kill in God of War Ascension
Finish your drink if:
- A new console, portable, or thinner version of a current system is announced
- It’s Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
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Nintendo
Take a sip:
- Every time Reggie makes a long pause
- When statistics, charts, or graphs are shared
- If a strange gaming peripheral is shown
- If the Wii U tablet controller is placed on the ground
- If Miyamoto shows up
- Drink again if he came with awesome props
Finish your drink if:
- A 3DS redesign is announced
- The Metroid and Star Fox mash-up game happens to be real
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For All Press Conferences
Take a sip each time:
- A sequel is announced
- A remake is announced
- A technical error occurs
- Someone looks silly onstage using motion control
- A celebrity makes an appearance
Finish your drink if:
- Sega announces a new console
- Half Life 2: Episode 3 or Half Life 3 is announced
- Hideo Kojima announces that he will make an announcement
IS YOUR BODY READY?
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Drink responsibly and have a fantastic E3 week, everyone!
what do japanese horses say?
kawaii desu neigh
I FUCKING CRIED
Fallout <3
TUNNEL SNAPES.
OH MY GOD.
/DEADDAMN NATURE YOU SCARY
but the centaurs please no oh god no nonononononononononononohbkjadhskadgasdhgsahd NO
#3 is just about the truest thing ever.
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Everyone is proud to be British when theres a bank holiday Involved.
New Vegas Veteran Ranger by grimdarkkommissar:
armor, vest, hood, mask, helmet, duster and belts all hand made and painted by me.
pant’s distressed by me, leather gloves modified by me ect,
Character is from the front cover of the Fallout New Vegas game for PC, ps3 and xbox360.
Character copyright Bethesda/Obsidian i would imagine.
Photography by Brian Kruise of SDcosplay
Ho. Ly. Shit.
More Cabin Pressure posters! Been toying around with the idea of creating a principal brand identity for the series’ promos (which I would absolutely do free of charge if Mr. Finnemore would let me — cue incessant nagging).
I might print these out in a giveaway or put them up for sale if they generate enough interest?
Oh my!
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this little girl at work today got a “how to draw anime and manga” esque book and at one point her mom pointed to one of the magazines on the counter and was like, “look, one direction.” and the little girl let out a frustrated sigh and went, “theyre not manga, i dont CARE.”
EATTTTT YOUR VEGETABLESSSSSSS
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